STONKCAT
GO UP.
The memecoin your portfolio manager warned you about, because the chart only goes up.
THE LORE
In 2008, a cat looked at a Bloomberg terminal. The cat did not blink. The cat did not sell. In 2021, GME crashed — the cat held. The 2022 bear market came for everyone — the cat held. In 2026, the cat woke up, checked his wallet, and found a contract on Robinhood Chain waiting for him. This is Stonkcat.
TOKENOMICS
THE ROADMAP
(it's four steps. we're a meme.)
Buy cat.
Presale opens. Degens gather. Charts vibrate.
DEX Listing
List on Uniswap at +30%. Liquidity locked. Contract renounced.
Meme war.
Global sticker campaign. Trending on X. CT can't shut up.
Yacht.
Stonkcat buys yacht. You buy yacht. Everyone gets yacht.
FAQ
What is $SCAT?+
Stonkcat is a memecoin. It has a cat. The cat has stonks. That's it. That's the pitch.
How do I buy the presale?+
Head to the Presale page and follow the instructions. Send between 0.1 and 15 ETH from a self-custody wallet.
When Uniswap?+
Right after the presale wraps. Listing price is 0.0000013 ETH. +30% above the 0.000001 ETH presale rate.